Do Good Fences Make Good Neighbors?

Do Good Fences Make Good Neighbors?

I have to say, our neighbors have some interesting house guests Like this one time they had someone watch their house while they were out of town. I went walking along the side yard to find her topless and in a thong sun bathing.

Or, there was this other time that this woman knocks on our door and asks me to tie her shoes. Apparently she had just had major back surgery but wanted to go for a walk through our hilly neighborhood. She was sneaking out while the neighbor was running errands. She started off walking at a snails pace asked me if i could check on her if I didn't hear back from her in an hour. An hour goes by and nothing so we jump in the car and find her about a half block away...we had to load her in the back of the car, and she could only lay flat. It was crazy. Seriously, you go ask some random man to tie your shoes and check up on you.

Another house guest asked if she could take some basil from our garden, because it did not look like we were going to use all of it. We said yes, thinking she's take a sprig or two... She cut down 3 full bushes of if it for pesto.