Perceptions

Stella

Happy Belated Birthday Stella. Sorry you Pats lost. When you package comes you will do chinese again.

Who has perception problems

My wife and I just have a perception problems.

My wife and I were sitting at a table at Red Rock and I kept staring at a drunken
lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table. My wife asked, "Do you know her?"

Yes," I sighed. "She was my old girlfriend. I understand she started to drinking right after we split up many years ago, and I hear she has not been sober since."

"Wow!" said my wife. "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"

Sigh

Oh Eli

Thank you Eli and the NY Giants!!!! I really wanted you to win!!
http://drunkathlete.com/2007/01/16/elis-living-on-a-prayer.aspx
I love drunkathlete.com

I am still wondering how the Fans on Grandma's couch viewed the game?